07 March, 2013

Bat Boy Found in Mirror!

It was an inauspicious beginning to the day. I stood in front of the cell’s polished-metal funhouse mirror, yawned so widely that it made my jaw hurt, and realized with a start that the drawback to my having recently changed my hair back to a buzz cut is looking, when first exposed to morning sunlight, an awful lot like that old Weekly World News cover:

2 comments:

  1. Fear not - you don't have the pointy ears or jagged teeth of Bat Boy. You'll have to stay plain ol' Byron Boy.

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  2. I thought I taught you manners. Cover your mouth when you yawn.

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