27 December, 2011

An Announcement

This recently appeared on the closed-circuit TV channel that offers menus, recreation schedules, and sundry announcements to the Crossroads inmate population.


Only Honor dorm Offenders are allowed to buy the following:

Microwave Popcorn

Dryer Sheets

A CDV may be issued if found in your possession
A CDV is a disciplinary write-up, accumulation of which will get one placed in administrative segregation. Anyone who thinks, as some evidently do, "Oh, at least Byron's safe there," or, "It must be nice not having to worry about bills," should consider for a moment having to abide a place where fabric softener can get you exiled, stripped of your belongings and put under lockdown.

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